I'm done arguing with conservative men online

(And letting them pay to fuck me)

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I’m going to show their wives

What orgasms are instead

Respect every inch of their autonomy

Not shame them for their “sin”

Men, want to talk about what

The Founding Fathers intended?

Let’s talk about your

Unwashed ass and foreskin

It's clear that you haven't

Given much forethought

To your wives’ pleasure

Don’t worry…

I’m well studied and fluent in cliteracy

But I know you flunked the test