Pink / Purple / Blue Pride

Happy (end of) Bisexual Pride Week! I am visible this week and every damn day of the year, and I’m going to be annoying about it 😝 Bisexual is beautiful and hot and sexy! 🩷💜💙

Art by Diana Weng

When you’re bisexual

Everybody assumes

You want to fuck them...

And they're right!

I'm also nervous around everyone!

I don't just have one type

I have all of them!

You and you and OH—you!

Are you even living if

You're not at least a little

In love with your friends?

I always b pining

I love all women, like 5 men,

And every enby

Pretty boys, butches, and dykes

Theydies and gentlethems

Too gay for heteros

But too straight for gays

I swerve every which way

All day, every day!

And I refuse to choose

I check out the same people

With my partners

“We saw you across the bar…

And really dig your gender-defying vibes!"

I like to slide in next to soft curves

And stroke tender skin

Then rake my fingers

Over rough stubble

Down hairy backs

No, I WON’T be your third

But yes, I want middle spoon!

I'm bilingual in the sheets

I don’t care if you have

A pussy, dick, or both

Surprise me!

That just changes how we have sex

And I like you as a person first

Hearts not parts!

One kiss, two kiss

Three kiss, four

Old kiss, new kiss

I want more and more!

I know the stereotype

Is that bi people

Are greedy and selfish

A little too needy

Selfish cheaters

But why can’t I have my cake

And eat his too?

I’ll save hers for later

I’ll take a double serving of theirs

Depends on what flavor I’m craving

Ass is ass!

Do you eat steak

And then skip dessert?

Sounds like you have a bland palate

Yeah, I'm a slut

But not because I'm bisexual

That’s just a bonus

I'm always thirsty

Like I'm stranded in solitude

With no spring in sight

But I’m actually at home

Swiping through Grindr like UGH

Why are men like this!

And HER Dating like OMG

I’m so scared of women!

I have too much love

For one poem or page

Double the options

Double the problems

My heart breaks twice as hard

Try going through multiple break ups

All at once!

No, I'm not strictly gay

I won't go "all the way"

No, I'm not straight

That was just a phase

NO, I'm not a fake!

I test positive for 100% bisexual

I may be promiscuous

But my love isn't ambiguous

I shed tears of confusion

When I was closeted

But my love isn't a delusion

I've always been this way

And I refuse to change

Bisexual is beautiful!

Artists unknown

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